alixjay:

cartersostoopid:

remember when the teacher dragged a tv on wheels like this kind of thing

image

and you knew it was gonna be an awesome day

You obviously don’t remember correctly.

You had to push it, not drag it, or this would have happened:

image

(via shit-myteachersays)

600,671 notes

sstrange-cloudss:

est-offensa-et-mirari:

a-sexy-cat:

oh dont mind me just texting the slaves free

emncptn prclmtn

Mary is dragging me to a play tonight #boredd #killme

sstrange-cloudss:

est-offensa-et-mirari:

a-sexy-cat:

oh dont mind me just texting the slaves free

emncptn prclmtn

Mary is dragging me to a play tonight #boredd #killme

(via lovestruckluck)

424,044 notes

Favorite Brooke Davis Moments

 7x02: (talking about Julian) "Fix it."

(via ithinkimightveinhaledyou)

877 notes

captaingumdrop:

ellendegeneres:

Jennifer Lawrence was hungry on the Red Carpet, so Jeannie gave her some Pop Rocks to hold her over until pizza time.

You can see the exact moment where her polite ‘Thank you’ switched into the pure childlike excitement of ‘HOLY SHIT POP ROCKS YEAH’

(via alison-92)

143,181 notes

titsgrace:

hart2hartsquared:

From My Drunk Pumpkin to Camp Takota: The Journey of the Holy Trinity

Eyy you made it in better quality and added things 

(via myhartbig)

1,385 notes

epistemologicalfallacy:

catladyinwaiting:

actual german compound nouns:
Staubsauger (vaccuum cleaner, literally “DUST SUCKER”)
Vorhang (curtain, literally “HANGS IN FRONT”)
Wasserkocher (kettle, literally “WATER BOILER”)

this is why german is the best

(via thatgirlwho)

358,710 notes

rosefyler:

today i was running late for school and i was sprinting down the street to make it on time and suddenly i turned to my left and my history teacher was running as well and he just screamed to me THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I’VE EXERCISED IN 18 YEARS

(via shit-myteachersays)

317,067 notes

superwhatlocked:

hughdancystightunderwear:

hughdancystightunderwear:

hughdancystightunderwear:

hughdancystightunderwear:

hughdancystightunderwear:

hughdancystightunderwear:

Ridiculously cute boy 10’clock

awe he’s sneezing

turn around again so i can see your damn face again

I said turn around asshole

image

SHIT FUCK NO NOT LIKE THIS NOT WHEN IM TAKING A PIC GOD NO

image

SHIT

guys stop reblogging this what if he has a tumblr

god, i hope so

(via ashedsouls)

246,497 notes

Page 1 of 364

1

2

3

4

5

Next ›